The Onion Tag

Boo-hoo-hoo and a bag of ghost! I’ve been tagged!..

But what do I do?..it is common courtesy to tag someone else!..hah!..(Look out people! u're next!..)

Before we start, u’ll come across the word ‘fish’ a lot. It’s my way of cussing. I’m sweet and innocent u see :p

Here goes nothing...

Layer One - On The Outside

Name: As if u don’t know my name! (What the fish!)

Birth Date: 15 April (u owe me a present)

Current Status: Wishing I can download cause I didn’t this morning..and now I’m paying for the ‘outcome’ (if u know what I mean)

Eye Color: Blackish brown

Hair Color: Black with brown highlights

Righty or Lefty: I am neutral…I swear!

Layer Two - On The Inside

My Heritage: A very merry Jap

My Fears: As strange as it may sound..i’m afraid of grass. Yes, grass. Why? I’m afraid of stepping on shit – all kinds of shit. Now don’t go shitting on my lawn, or else…or else my neighbours insist I keep u cage in a kennel for indecent exposure! Fish.

My Weaknesses: Bright, colourful and shinny stuff. Go shopping with me and u’ll know what I mean.

My Perfect Pizza: I’m not a fan of pizza

Layer Three - Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

My Thoughts first thing when I wake up: What’s for breakfast?

My Bedtime: What’s for breakfast tomorrow?

My Most Missed Memory: I think I missed that one…

Layer Four - My Picks

Pepsi or Coke: Coke

McDonald’s or Burger King: I have to say Burger King cause if u look up the word ‘Burger King’ in the dictionary, u’ll see my boyfriend’s face in there

Single or Group Dates: If it were a single date, wouldn’t I be alone?...now why the fish do I want to be alone???

Adidas or Nike: Nike

Tea or Nestea: Both. Yes I am greedy.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla

Cappucino or Coffee: Nescafe

Layer Five - Do I..

Smoke: Nope. I not on fire…I’m ‘hot’ though..

Curse: I have been known to utter every single species of fish (that I know of) known to man

Take a Shower: If I have to

Have a Crush: Yes I do

Think I’ve been in Love: I don’t think. I know so

Go to School: Well I did but not anymore…I’m working now (yes, I’m a smart-ass with these questions. What to do, born this way)

Want to get Married: Definitely, I do not want to grow old at a home for spinsters! My god no!...

Believe in Myself: Yes, definitely!

Think I’m a Health Freak: Yes. I freak out a lot…it does wonders for my health. U should try it too

Layer Six - In The Past Month..

Drank Alcohol: Nope

Gone to the Mall: Are u kidding? It’s my second, third…fourth..home

Been on Stage: Nope

Eaten Sushi: Yep, my staple diet. If u look up the word ‘sushi’ in the dictionary, u’ll see my picture there. If u look up the word ‘sushi monster’, u’ll also see my picture - with a handroll in one hand and sake sashimi in the other!

Dyed your Hair: No, sadly..

Layer Seven - Have I Ever..

Played a Stripping Game: Nope

Changed Who I Am to Fit In: Yes. I could sing Hindi songs and was even in love with Anil Kapoor!

Layer Eight - Age..

I am Hoping To Be Married: I am hopping to be married!...not just yet though..

Layer Nine - In a Guy..

Best Eye Color: Light brown..or dark..whichever..

Best Hair Color: Dark jet black hair..

Short or Long Hair: Short of course..I don’t want people mistaking him for me..

Layer Ten - What Was I Doing..

1 Min Ago: Crop dusting..

1 Hour Ago: Still crop dusting…

4.5 Hours Ago: Beating up my pc for being slow

1 Month Ago: Praying for a job

1 Year Ago: Praying to graduate as soon as possible

Layer Eleven - Finish The Sentence

I Love: my sayang

I Feel: the need to crop dust summore..

I Hate: a large amount of unnecessary body hair growing all over parts of me

I Hide: my toys so my parents can’t give them away. Yes, I’m still playing with toys, so?

I Need: a body like Charlize Theron, legs like Gisele Bundchen, lips like Angelina Jolie and a whole lot of cash like Bill Gates!

- The End -

Oh yeah…here on, I tag thee..